With that in mind, the last message I've tried to send was severely hampered by this army of SPAM button clicking demons, literally receiving half of the average views of other messages that I've sent to far less people. I need you to see we live in a place where there really is no force of organized goodness--that evil is organized here, and that our governments are standing on the sidelines in this place where the front line is defined clearly in the First Amendment--we are watching free speech and freedom of religion be ignored. When I ask you to "call a reporter" and tell you that's the beginning of Jesus' Job, really understand I believe it's the intent and design of the word "carpenter" to show you that helping to deliver this message is really the foundation of Heaven.
Out of curiosity, we do know that in response to Carly Simon's "you probably think" that all these songs really are about me... right? Also... don't miss the connection between "car and carpenter" and Simon and the words simulation and Monday. Hey, call a reporter... OK?